Ask Martha Stewart?

I woke up and had to pinch myself. Did I just have a bad dream? Did Hillary really beat Obama in Texas? Are the Gators really on the bubble? Did Sheryl Sandberg really leave Google for Facebook? Did this really happen to Ask.com...

"The decision to cater to married women primarily living in the Southern and Midwestern United States comes after Ask spent years trying to build a better all-purpose search engine than Google."

PS - Did I ever mention the designer of the Ask Jeeves logo lives two floors up? They already dropped the word 'Jeeves', hopefully they don't entirely retire his work.